Day 3: Sat 9/12
Amazed at our good luck, we continued on down to the dam, where we pulled up on shore and had lunch. We spotted a cell tower on a mountaintop and sure enough, the Verizon phones had service. My ATT&T phone did not. This just proves that cell phone coverage maps are pure fiction, since the Verizon map showed no coverage in the area while the AT&T map looked much better. Suzanne tried to send a text to Valerie to let her know I was alive and well, but she attached a picture to it, which caused the transmission to fail - so Valerie didn't get it until the next time we had service, the following day.
On the paddle back we said we'd take a little detour and look at the marina in the other fork, joking that we'd hop out and pick up some cold beer. More seriously, we expected that the marina - or certainly any concessions - would be closed up tight after Labor Day, but the day had some more amazing good luck in store for us. Rob went up on shore and found the little restaurant attached to the marina was open - and sold beer! He returned with two six packs and enough ice to keep the beer cold during the rest of our trip back to the campsite.
The weather kicked up as we continued back - not surprising, as a front bringing overnight rain was in the forecast - and we hit some pretty good chop as we paddled. Once back at the campsite we set to work putting up tarps to give us shelter from the rain. Rob (whose kayak is legendarily bottomless) had found room to bring along a 10 x 20 foot tarp, which he erected with a large number of guy lines and poles. Along with Suzanne's smaller tarp, it turned our campsite into a total spiderweb. I must say, I wasn't much help in putting up the tarps. I was exhausted when we got back and I had to rest for a little bit - and I timed it perfectly. I was collapsed in my tent while Rob did all the hard work, but emerged just in time to add on one or two guy lines, giving me the right to claim to have taken part in erecting the tarp (the next day I earned a little more legit cred by taking the lead in repairing the tarp's leaky spots with tape).
After we were all done battening down the campsites we collected on the beach for a Cold Beer Happy Hour! We had stopped at one of the reservoir's other campsites on the way down (totally vacant, and not as nice as where we were staying) where we found and appropriated some firewood, so after separately preparing our meals we had dinner together and made a nice bonfire on the beach.
Day 4: Sun 9/13
Sunday’s weather was true to the dismal forecast. The rain didn't arrive until early morning, but when it rolled in at around 5:30 whomever was awake - possibly all six of us - simultaneously thought, “Darn, I wish I had gotten up five minutes ago to pee!”. It was an oddly ever-changing, intermittent rain, sometimes barely misting, sometimes drenching, sometimes light, as if every five minutes the weather gods rolled the dice anew in terms of how heavy to make the weather. Fortunately, it wasn’t very cold out, for there’s little as unpleasant as being stuck out in cold rain - and there were enough periods when it let up that we could actually be out and about a little among the campsites.
Meanwhile, it being the end of the weekend and rainy, most of the other occupants of the campground packed up and left, so we expanded into a third campsite. Suzanne is a light sleeper and her sleep had been disturbed by Rob's and my nighttime noises (rolling over, getting out of our tents, and so on) and so she moved her tent from our shared campsite to what had been the kayak fishermen’s campsite so she could sleep in peace. Her tarp was so impeccably rigged where it was that she left it and her cooking gear in place rather than try to disassemble and reconstruct its complexity at her new site.
The morning was spent just relaxing, checking out each other’s camp craft, fussing with water filtering, discussing politics (something we had vowed not to do - though we knew there was no way we’d make good on that vow) and hoping for the rain to move out sooner rather than later (the forecast said clearing over the course of the afternoon).
We got a break when the rain moved out mid-day and in the afternoon we went for a hike. One of the reasons we had chosen to camp where we did was that the campgrounds connected to a hiking trail system, and we picked out a nice six mile loop hike. The rain had left behind an intense humidity, and we all sweated and went through whatever water we had brought with us as the trail climbed up to a high ridge then back down. At the highest point of our hike we all pulled out our cell phones (checking for cell service was a ritual whenever we stopped) and sure enough, all of us had service! I called home and talked to an agitated Valerie, upset because our air conditioning system had once again started leaking into the basement, which certainly threw cold water on my spirits.
That evening I indulged in my one packaged dinner: a pouch of Indian food (dahl curry) mixed with a pouch of mixed ancient grains. After the previous night's lackluster dinner it tasted really good, but there was a lot of it. When you're camping you sometimes engage in food safety practices a little more lax than what you would do at home. I packed up the leftovers in my Thermos to save (without refrigeration) for the next day's lunch.
Day 5: Mon 9/14
My day started with being awakened by the sound of Suzanne cooking breakfast. Apparently she had woken up at 5:30 and had made her way over to our site at about 6, at which point Rob and I were still asleep, and shortly thereafter began cooking.
Speaking of Suzanne, before the trip she had gleaned a lot of very useful information by calling the ranger station, including learning about a campground on the other fork of the reservoir that was built on an abandoned orchard, with apples and grapes still growing wild there. Envisioning an unspoiled Eden teeming with fruit, we decided to make it our destination for the day. The trip there was about eight miles, and we were helped again by a push from the wind. There was one couple camped at the campground and they steered us to where the fruit trees were, but the fruit was a disappointment; there were few apples, and those that were there were out of reach or not ripe. Likewise, most of the grapes were small and seedy. While most of us returned from our fruit search empty-handed, Jen, using some sort of farm girl cunning, found both a nice red apple to eat and some nice grapes. I didn’t get a chance to try any grapes, since when she was offering them around I was on the phone with Valerie getting caught up on the basement flooding issue - Valerie had decided to treat the symptoms but leave finding a cure to me upon my return.
On the way back we decided to stop again at the marina where we had found beer, with visions in our heads of obtaining a restaurant meal - in fact, there had been a lot of fantasizing about burgers at the marina since our first visit. Well, all of us were interested in restaurant food except Tall Tom, who broke off from the group and instead went to explore a public park (which he reported was very nice). Alas, our luck had run out - the day we had bought beer turned out to have been the restaurant's last day for the season. The place was closed up tight.
The guys on the boat were very friendly too. We chatted about what they were catching (walleye, bass, pike, but never carp - for some reason they disdain carp). They asked if we were out hunting, since several of us were in high visibility orange. We said no, just paddling and camping. Once again drawing on my deep well of hunting knowledge (I had looked this up before we left for the trip) I noted that it was squirrel season, and I wasn't into hunting critters. Boat guy nodded. I thought to myself, "Faking being a redneck test part 2 passed!"
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Very funny
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